10 ESSENTIAL FUN FACTS ABOUT ALCOHOL
Let’s face it! A friday night at the club without booze is only half the fun…if any at all! We’ve all been the designated driver once and we all know how much it sucks! Hence, we like to reward ourselves with a good old Gin Tonic, Appletini or even just a refreshing brew! Alcohol has more magic powers & dirty secrets than you’d know! So next time someone tries to give you a speech on your unhealthy alcoholic lifestyle, here’s a few fun facts to shut down your haters!
Suck on that ultra healthy Vegan Fascists!
No wonder: In a country that consumes 13 litres/capita of pure alcohol every year - Beer tastes like water to the Russian Vodka-Lovers!
Who would have thought, but no other country consumes more hard spirits than South Korea. What else are you gonna do with a neighbor like Kim Jong Un?!
So we finally found the key to eternal life…!?
Now we know what Fred Durst was looking for behind blue eyes...
Also they clinked glasses so hard that their contents mixed to prevent getting poisoned - Safety first, my friends!
According to a study in 2013, drinks mixed with diet pop get you 18% drunker than the regular version. Full-sugar drinks are recognized as food by your body, slowing down the alcohol absorption. Now THAT'S my kinda diet!
I knew it - To become a master, you have to start young!
The so-called "Drunken Monkey" theory states that homo sapiens always had a high dependance on fruit as a food source. The surprising part though: Genetically most attractive to our hairy ancestors were overripe fruits, which contain ethanol…that is? You're right! Alcohol! Aren't we just all victims of mother nature?
Now that's my kinda leader! That being said: Enjoy your week, weekend or vacation! It's always shot o'clock somewhere! Cheers!